1. Crunching ice after eating soup really hurts.
2. I am not happy unless I have 3558 plates spinning in the air.
3. I really like Kelly Clarkson, but I really don’t like her songs. Maybe its just the radio releases I can’t stand, after they get stuck in my head for days.
4. Somedays, being a mom is amazing, especially when they finally start to “get” your sense of humor.
5. My technicolor suitcase is missing, yet I’m not bothered by its absence.
6. Joan of Arc was the shit.
7. One of my shoes has literally walked away, forcing me to wear my Chucks again. Chucks are the shit, too.
8. Being with you, is so dysfunctional.
9. I *heart* Q
10. 8 & 9 are completely unrelated, I promise.
11. I AM A GOLDEN GOD!!!