Not the movie, but wouldn’t that be nice?

I have 9 weeks in which to write an essay of at least 40 pages that will enable me to gain a year’s worth of credits, potentially, leaving me with one semester to fulfill credits in natural science and literature. In other words, I have to finish this semester, turn in the essay by June and complete one more semester to graduate by December, 2009. GRADUATE!! What I do after that happens is completely up in the air, but, by damn, I’m going to have a degree.

The essay? Well, its all about computer geekiness, women in business and the impact of the Internet on women. Easy enough, right? Panic. Now I have to actually prove that I know what I’m talking about. Ack.

So, I’m apologizing in advance to my family, because I foresee a lot more sandwiches and frozen food in your future, especially in the next two months. I also see a lot more time at Borders and Starbucks, which is great, except that its just not wise to drink a triple caramel coffee confection at 8pm. One point in Borders’ favor is that they have the absolute best snickerdoodles on the planet.

I’ve had this strange feeling of anticipation/anxiety for the past few days and as I was driving around today, I saw several hawks. I got the message…boy did I get the message. 9 weeks = 30 credits. I have a bunch of books to read, which is why I’m blogging and not getting started on things. They’ve been ordered, and shall arrive by Thursday. After that, I may not surface. Yeah, ok.

I’m going to vomit. I should have eaten today. No, if I had eaten, I probably would be seriously sick now. TMI, I know, but hooray for me! I hope. Ack.