Comments on: Its National Condom Week! Contest Giveaway!! http://melialore.com/2009/02/its-national-condom-week-contest-giveaway/ A four-way stop of feminism, parenthood, ego-stroking and self-serving wisdom... and semicolons. Mon, 15 Mar 2010 02:29:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Melia Salutes National Condom Week | Chick Guru & Queen of Tarts http://melialore.com/2009/02/its-national-condom-week-contest-giveaway/comment-page-1/#comment-835 Melia Salutes National Condom Week | Chick Guru & Queen of Tarts Tue, 16 Feb 2010 16:19:24 +0000 http://melialore.com/?p=217#comment-835 [...] completely forgot about this week, and I have nothing planned. I suck. But, please, read last year’s fun, because I like to live in the past. Maybe I’ll pull something out of my ass before the 21st. [...] [...] completely forgot about this week, and I have nothing planned. I suck. But, please, read last year’s fun, because I like to live in the past. Maybe I’ll pull something out of my ass before the 21st. [...]

]]> By: Melia http://melialore.com/2009/02/its-national-condom-week-contest-giveaway/comment-page-1/#comment-747 Melia Mon, 01 Feb 2010 13:36:25 +0000 http://melialore.com/?p=217#comment-747 Thank you for appreciating such wisdom, Mr. Magnum. Thank you for appreciating such wisdom, Mr. Magnum.

]]> By: magnum condoms bb http://melialore.com/2009/02/its-national-condom-week-contest-giveaway/comment-page-1/#comment-746 magnum condoms bb Mon, 01 Feb 2010 12:17:50 +0000 http://melialore.com/?p=217#comment-746 Thanks for infomation Thanks for infomation

]]> By: National Condom Week Giveaway! http://melialore.com/2009/02/its-national-condom-week-contest-giveaway/comment-page-1/#comment-252 National Condom Week Giveaway! Wed, 08 Apr 2009 03:52:58 +0000 http://melialore.com/?p=217#comment-252 [...] over to Melia Lore and enter this contest where you can win a fantastic condomlicious prize by posting a short story about your personal [...] [...] over to Melia Lore and enter this contest where you can win a fantastic condomlicious prize by posting a short story about your personal [...]

]]> By: Two Days Left to Enter the Condom Story Contest!! « Melia Lore: Fembot Extraordinaire. http://melialore.com/2009/02/its-national-condom-week-contest-giveaway/comment-page-1/#comment-179 Two Days Left to Enter the Condom Story Contest!! « Melia Lore: Fembot Extraordinaire. Thu, 26 Feb 2009 14:59:53 +0000 http://melialore.com/?p=217#comment-179 [...] Its right here! [...] [...] Its right here! [...]

]]> By: Vinegar Martinis http://melialore.com/2009/02/its-national-condom-week-contest-giveaway/comment-page-1/#comment-177 Vinegar Martinis Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:28:08 +0000 http://melialore.com/?p=217#comment-177 Eons ago I worked for the company that manufactured Gold Circle Coin condoms (anyone who's seen Pretty Woman saw our one and only product placement ad when Julia Roberts holds one up while negotiating with Richard Gere). The packaging looked very similar to a gold coin - especially like a gold coin chocolate candy. Keep this in mind it comes back into play. So the other side of this company manufactured medical gloves and we went to a bunch of trade shows. We used to bring the Gold Coin Condoms along and kept them out in a bowl in front of our booth. People constantly thought it was candy and it was a great ice breaker when we'd say "no, those are condoms'. ha ha very cute -but people always stayed and talked to us and it was a great gimick to get people interested in the gloves. One show, this guy was going from booth to booth just collecting any free samples or food or both. Hewas grabbing stuff left and right and shoving anything edible in his mouth as he wandered from booth to booth. He grabbed a few of the coins and we just sat back and watched. To this day I have no idea how he did this or how he didn't notice right away, but he pinched the coin and put the condom up to his mouth to take a bite of what he thought was chocolate. He noticed that it wasn't chocolate immediately and reacted by pulling his hand holding the coin away from his mouth. Unfortunately for him, he must have had a gap in his teeth or something because the top part of the condom stuck in his teeth and when he was pulling his hand away, it was unrolling until here's this guy in the middle of a trade show with a completely unrolled condom hanging from his mouth. Everyone in our booth and those around us were in hysterics and the guy was a great sport about it. He just pulled it off his teeth and looked back at us and said 'Thank God it wasn't lubricated!' We used to get some doozies of customer complaint letters too but that's another story! LOL Eons ago I worked for the company that manufactured Gold Circle Coin condoms (anyone who’s seen Pretty Woman saw our one and only product placement ad when Julia Roberts holds one up while negotiating with Richard Gere). The packaging looked very similar to a gold coin – especially like a gold coin chocolate candy. Keep this in mind it comes back into play.

So the other side of this company manufactured medical gloves and we went to a bunch of trade shows. We used to bring the Gold Coin Condoms along and kept them out in a bowl in front of our booth. People constantly thought it was candy and it was a great ice breaker when we’d say “no, those are condoms’. ha ha very cute -but people always stayed and talked to us and it was a great gimick to get people interested in the gloves.

One show, this guy was going from booth to booth just collecting any free samples or food or both. Hewas grabbing stuff left and right and shoving anything edible in his mouth as he wandered from booth to booth. He grabbed a few of the coins and we just sat back and watched.

To this day I have no idea how he did this or how he didn’t notice right away, but he pinched the coin and put the condom up to his mouth to take a bite of what he thought was chocolate. He noticed that it wasn’t chocolate immediately and reacted by pulling his hand holding the coin away from his mouth. Unfortunately for him, he must have had a gap in his teeth or something because the top part of the condom stuck in his teeth and when he was pulling his hand away, it was unrolling until here’s this guy in the middle of a trade show with a completely unrolled condom hanging from his mouth.

Everyone in our booth and those around us were in hysterics and the guy was a great sport about it. He just pulled it off his teeth and looked back at us and said ‘Thank God it wasn’t lubricated!’

We used to get some doozies of customer complaint letters too but that’s another story! LOL

]]> By: Why I’m home today… « Melia Lore: Fembot Extraordinaire. http://melialore.com/2009/02/its-national-condom-week-contest-giveaway/comment-page-1/#comment-176 Why I’m home today… « Melia Lore: Fembot Extraordinaire. Mon, 23 Feb 2009 15:30:52 +0000 http://melialore.com/?p=217#comment-176 [...] And finally, y’all have only 5 days to post your condom stories for my fabulous sex cack kit. [...] [...] And finally, y’all have only 5 days to post your condom stories for my fabulous sex cack kit. [...]

]]> By: braided diva http://melialore.com/2009/02/its-national-condom-week-contest-giveaway/comment-page-1/#comment-175 braided diva Mon, 23 Feb 2009 13:10:04 +0000 http://melialore.com/?p=217#comment-175 I haven't used a condom in almost 14 years... I haven’t used a condom in almost 14 years…

]]> By: AuroraHope http://melialore.com/2009/02/its-national-condom-week-contest-giveaway/comment-page-1/#comment-174 AuroraHope Mon, 23 Feb 2009 03:29:34 +0000 http://melialore.com/?p=217#comment-174 If you need a Magnum, you need a Magnum. So I always carried condoms on me because ya know, if a girls gotta get hers, she better be prepared. Anyway, it's the second date, we're getting hot and heavy. I fish out the condom from my purse and he goes to put it on. It's taking him a little while so I ask him what's wrong. He's standing there red in the face, holding his dick with the condom sorta on the tip and he's like, "I can't get it on." So I laugh at him, thinking he was just being klutzy. "Take your time," I say. He giggles and continues adamantly that he can't get the condom on. "It's just to big, my cock, it's just to big." We laugh hysterically until we pass out. The next day, I bought Magnums and professed my love to him. Within the week, I'd moved in. If you need a Magnum, you need a Magnum. So I always carried condoms on me because ya know, if a girls gotta get hers, she better be prepared. Anyway, it’s the second date, we’re getting hot and heavy. I fish out the condom from my purse and he goes to put it on. It’s taking him a little while so I ask him what’s wrong. He’s standing there red in the face, holding his dick with the condom sorta on the tip and he’s like, “I can’t get it on.” So I laugh at him, thinking he was just being klutzy. “Take your time,” I say. He giggles and continues adamantly that he can’t get the condom on. “It’s just to big, my cock, it’s just to big.” We laugh hysterically until we pass out.

The next day, I bought Magnums and professed my love to him. Within the week, I’d moved in.

]]> By: The Q http://melialore.com/2009/02/its-national-condom-week-contest-giveaway/comment-page-1/#comment-173 The Q Mon, 23 Feb 2009 02:53:18 +0000 http://melialore.com/?p=217#comment-173 Here's my embarrassing condom story: I got pregnant because I was too stupid to put one on. Here’s my embarrassing condom story: I got pregnant because I was too stupid to put one on.

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