mercury retrograde

It is upon us again… the god damn, mother fucking hopelessly regretful mercury retrograde. ARGH!! Normally, I have advance notice of these events, but this one sneaked up and has bitten me on the tookus.

Communication malfunction. Please reboot. SOS. My lips are chapped. I need to clean. I forgot to make dinner plans. The Internets hate me. I’m going to find a cave to dwell in, alone, where I can screw up all communications communicate with myself only. Site #1 down for 14 hours yesterday. Communication issues all over the place. Woe is me!

Nobody move, for the next 18 days. Have mercy, mercury. Please.

One Response to “Forewarned is forearmed.”

  1. aldiva
    5:27 am on January 19th, 2009

    Preach it. I managed to shut off my water and break my camera all in the same 12 hour period. Jesus H.

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