Pyramid Collection

It’s fantastic! Use it just minutes a day to tighten thighs, buttocks, and abdominal muscles, and relieve lower back pain. Strengthens pelvic floor muscles, too (for improved bladder control). Recommended by doctors, the Super Kegel Exerciser is very easy to use (instructions included). The results are amazing! Made of comfortable, rubber-coated steel with adjustable tension. 10″ long.

Ok, I’m all for strengthing the kegels. Hell, I’ve done my fair share of poon squeezing just because its kind of funny to be talking to someone and surreptitiously tightening up the vag. But, I cannot imagine this is a big seller, unless maybe its in preparation for some weird vaginae show where you can shoot out a stream of gobstoppers.

Perhaps gobstoppers and vaginas shouldn’t be in the same paragraph.