After voting, I dragged the crew to the grocery store to pick up some essentials like Guinea Pig food. Its like granola, but fortified with essential rodent goodness. Yum!

We get to the end of the store and I decide that I’m going to buy myself some beer. I rarely drink anymore, which is a vast improvement over the last two years of my life, I must say. I do have moments where I miss the drinky, but they’re few and far between, and I’m proud to have conquered yet another vice. Except on days like today, when the vice becomes a reward. Its fucked up.

So, in the beer aisle, I go to grab a big can of Sapporo. There is NONE. Sapporo is my absolute favorite beer, especially with sushi, and I was really looking forward to some tonight. Cry. So, I go for the standard Heiney 6 pack… only that is gone, too. There’s Heiney Light, but FFS, that’s crap in a bottle. Again, I’m stuck debating my choices for what seems like an eternity… what to do, what to do? I liked a Sam Adams flavor I had a while back, but which one was it? What about Blue Moon, the beer my friend introduced me to? No, I don’t feel like heading back to produce for lemons.

WHAT DO I DO?

Why can’t I make a decision in a timely manner? Is this a virgo thing? I need to not think so much. I mentally smacked myself into motion and grabbed Bass. Now I’m sitting at home, debating PB&J vs. hummus for lunch. Help.

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