YouTube old episodes of PeeWee’s Playhouse.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKcYGOIJhqo

Rock out on the Wii with your groupies.

Shower and give self pedicure, then wish you had massage chair and fruity drink.

Consider constructing home liposuction device for fun and profit.

Listen to disco music!

Curse Al Gore for creating the internet since its not obeying your commands and serving no other purpose than to piss you off.

Is Baby Mama on OnDemand yet?

Get kicked out of doll house by girls who think dancing dolls are stupid.

Dance away from doll house, showing girls that you’re stupid, too.

Look for Zooey YouTubes, discover She & Him and practically explode with glee.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erd6dMp7hTs&NR=1

Should I feed my children?

No, they’re fine with cereal straws. Who needs nutrition when you have artificial colors and a sugar coated middle?

Get back to work, slacker.

SAFETY DANCE!

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOZ6xFxJqg

I am a genius! Genius I say! I love you, Al, really. I was just upset.

What’s for dinner?