I’ve really not said much, if anything, about the upcoming election. Its not that I don’t care or have an opinion, but I wanted to stay away from it until I have an actual plan. That’s my problem, I just don’t have a plan.

I cannot vote for McCain because he’s a sexist, homophobic, insanely scary person with far too many issues that I’m sure have never been resolved. If he was 40 years younger, I’d probably joke that I had once dated him. McCain just screams “BAD IDEA” to me, loudly, with the reverb of a thousand banshees being given enemas. Ouch.

Ms. Palin. Its great a woman is on a major ticket again, but could it actually be possible to have a woman who cares about ALL women’s rights be in a position of power? Yes, she’s “paving the way”… much like Ferraro did in ’84. 34 years later, maybe we’ll get another chick on the ticket. Let’s go eat a moose. And, finally, Feminists for Life? PUH-LEESE!

Obama. The first black man on a major presidential ticket! I’m actually really happy about that… but really, aside from being a great speaker, well… he’s not very comforting. Its not the inexperience, there’s just a huge lack there. I do, however, love his wife. SHE would be a great President.

And finally, Biden. He just needs to turn to the camera and tell everyone to spay and neuter their pets, Bob Barker style.

I need a plan. I need a passion in this election. I need a hero.