YouTube old episodes of PeeWee’s Playhouse. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKcYGOIJhqo Rock out on the Wii with your groupies. Shower and give self pedicure, then wish you had massage chair and fruity drink. Consider constructing home liposuction device for fun and profit. Listen to disco music! Curse Al Gore for creating the internet since its not obeying your commands and serving no other purpose than to piss you off. Is Baby Mama on OnDemand yet? Get kicked out of doll house by girls who...
This is serious. I’ve obviously been far too busy because I’ve mentally skipped a day. Maybe it was Monday, which is probably the best day to skip, but its really throwing off my mental health. Today is Wednesday. I’m having calendar OCD problems. I managed to get a ton of stuff done today, and before I went home, I stopped at the grocery store. I didn’t eat lunch, which is a bad way to grocery shop, so guess what I ended up getting? No, it wasn’t hummus, or chips or...
I woke up thinking it was Wednesday. All freaking day, its been Wednesday. Its not Wednesday, not by a long shot… well, maybe a long shot, but its still not Wednesday. This isn’t good. I get some of the kiddos off to school and prepare the rest of the herd for their day. I do a quickie drive by online and head out the door, prepared to come back home for two hours of peace and quiet with me, my dog, my laptop and my coffee. I sit down, all ready to get some work done and I see myself...
