My very best friend over at Fashion, evolved was bragging tonight about all the great stuff she gets to try out. Vendors just THROW stuff at her, like she’s some sort of green eco-queen. Blah.
Ok, she is a green eco-queen, but that’s beside the point.
She is just jealous of my FABULOUS shirt from AlphaWomen. I’m wearing it right now. It sparkles like diamonds and makes me happy. Poo on your sustainable rubber purses, Q!! I get stuff, too, so there.
Ahem. I took a few minutes to think about products I could highlight here. I don’t expect anything from anyone, but what the hell, right?
So, up for discussion tonight is… The Gay McCain shirt!
No, really, I’m kidding. Kind of. Would you wear that? I think I might, come to think of it. I don’t plan on voting for him, but he looks so happy and full of life, smiling in front of that rainbow.
Anyway, I ran across this…
What is a cock clock? I’ve heard of a peter meter, but a cock clock? What the hell? I sat and thought about this, while drinking my “water” (gin and tonic) and came up with the following…
- You can maybe use it to time sex, because if you have the desire to time it, it must not be that great and maybe you need a quirky clock to get you through those 3 minutes of bliss.
- Maybe its so you can say, “hey, its 2:19, let’s get some COCK!”
- Perhaps your rooster is a little forgetful?
- Could it be for your loaded god complex, helping you know when to cock it and pull it?
- Oh, wait, no! Its 7:48, time to cock those eyebrows!
Ok, so yeah, help me out here. Please.